Feeling Pokey in Your Underwear?

So, there's Pokey and Gumby. You know, Pokey? The great green Gumby's brown horsey? I mean, he was certainly Pokey. You know, getting his nose into things that he should not. But what about feeling pokey? No, I don't mean FEELING Pokey, the horse. I'm not talking about horse petting or anything like that. I mean, when you feel pokey (poking through and thrusting out), what's the best men's undies to wear?

Might it be this number by Cocksox? I mean Cocksox certainly wants you to poke out horizontally BIG TIME! (Emphasis on BIG.) You know, that old flag pole or towel hook effect? It can capture a person's attention and imagination. No?

Or there's this Australian number. You know STIFFIES, which are devoted to the male member becoming pokey, pokier and pokiest. This men's underwear is engineered to expand as you do, making sure that you don't double over when your prime time love wand starts to grow.

The Red Activeman Swimwear jockstrap (which I found at Jockstrap Central– hello!) would certainly offer one the opportunity to show how you're number one when you get pokey. Of course, there's little room for expansion but maybe that's good. I mean, there's nothing like stretching out when you want to get some attention.

When expansion occurs and you get active, frisky and pokey, is it better to try to enable the growth (STIFFIES), enwrap it (Cocksock) or vainly attempt to contain that pulsing man-vein (Red Activeman Swimwear jockstrap)? (I hope when you're reading this, you find the writing on the other side of down right, damn silly!) When in the midst of expansion, I vote for the Red Activeman Swimwear jockstrap. Why? Okay….

There is something about the stretching of material by the hard-edged, pulsating appendage that can really drive a partner wild. You know, that whole thing about trying to contain the SLEEPING GIANT in your pants can really be alluring? I mean, it is attention getting.

By the way, that's not to say that other styles are bad or inferior. I believe it is simply a matter of choice and in this blog I like all three choices, but I prefer the Red Activeman swimwear over all else. What do you think? What's the best look and quality when you're pokey?